A weekly recap of the best stories that never ever happened, but shoulda. 1. Baby Decoy Wanted for Will and Kate With the birth of Britain’s Prince George Alexander Louis William Chuck E. Cheese, William and Kate must now concern themselves with the safety of the third in line to the throne. To wit, they … Read More →
What does the highest paid player in baseball do when he’s forced to take a pay cut? Start looking for a new position. With Alex Rodriquez’s “retirement” hanging in the balance, he should look to the second careers of his predecessors as a goal. From burger flippers to gamers to talk show hosts to Dancing With the … Read More →
Need to be away for a day, a few days or longer? It’s sometimes a challenge to ask a friend or relative, or maybe your pooch is overwhelmed by a kennel (they are great choices too!). I came across this cool business called DogVacay that has thousands of homes across the country who will care … Read More →
HUMOR — What happens when two high-powered politicians sit down to a simple breakfast? Recently former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton met Vice-President Joe Biden for scrambled eggs at the White House where the VP shared his teeth whitening secrets. The lighthearted conversion was an attempt to avoid the elephants in the room, namely the … Read More →
HUMOR — Gardening in a woodland location is complicated by deer who love to chomp on tender flower and vegetable gardens. In search of organic and humane population control methods, the best defense is exposed. Today my quest is for a natural pest control method to deter deer from devouring my gardens, preferably without sophisticated … Read More →
Reading my latest issue of AARP on 99 Great Ways to Save Money. #65 Freight Cruises. Seriously, and I quote: “Looking for an offbeat cruising experience at a reasonable price? Check out freightercruises.com. You’ll travel with the crew and cargo aboard a commercial vessel – usually with very comfortable room and board – and save … Read More →
Enjoying a hazy, hot and humid day under the canopy with my new outdoor set from Target (note: I was so excited when this arrived that I sat on it before the plastic was removed from the cushions). Thanks to hubby for putting it together. Feet up. Reading Joy Deangdeelert Cho’s Blog, Inc. for the second time. … Read More →
So I’m gathering a few rugs to vacuum at the same time. Dixie was helpful, as usual. This is my dog. This is my dog on rugs. Any questions?
HUMOR – Can you be over fifty years old and wear a bikini? You bet your low-rise bottom from Victoria’s Secret you can. Ah, but should you? Let’s be honest. I’m envious of those catalog models in bikinis, all air-brushed and spray tanned mocha. But the day I magically grow seven more inches, lose 30 … Read More →
Photo Credit: Carl Jones via Compfight It’s been nice knowing you…been real. Life these past two years with the Human has been good and I will be grateful into my next life for having been rescued. The world is suppose to end tomorrow, 12/21/12, and that would put a damper on my life. You … Read More →
