The holidays are a tough time for me when it comes to all the decorations. Fresh off the paws of Halloween and truly being embarassed by wearing a hideous fish costume, along comes the Ugly Sweater just in time for more embarassing photo opportunities. All weekend while the Human was decking the halls, I scratched a big red Read More →

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Image credit: Mike Licht via  Compfight —  Now that the election is over many folks are suffering from campaign withdrawal, and this is especially true of all the losers including the Twinkie eating population, referring to the snack cake, not the (alleged) mistresses of four star generals. The void of negative commercials and robo-calls has immediately Read More →

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Raise your hand if you ever went to elementary school and it had a cafeteria. Hands down. Raise your hand if you ever went to middle school and it had a cafeteria. Hands down. Raise your hand if you ever went to high school and it had a cafeteria. Note: A diploma is not required Read More →