A weekly recap of the best stories that never ever happened, but shoulda. 1. Baby Decoy Wanted for Will and Kate With the birth of Britain’s Prince George Alexander Louis William Chuck E. Cheese, William and Kate must now concern themselves with the safety of the third in line to the throne. To wit, they … Read More →
What does the highest paid player in baseball do when he’s forced to take a pay cut? Start looking for a new position. With Alex Rodriquez’s “retirement” hanging in the balance, he should look to the second careers of his predecessors as a goal. From burger flippers to gamers to talk show hosts to Dancing With the … Read More →
