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What happens when two high-powered politicians sit down to a simple breakfast?
Recently former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton met Vice-President Joe Biden for scrambled eggs at the White House where the VP shared his teeth whitening secrets. The lighthearted conversion was an attempt to avoid the elephants in the room, namely the portraits of two former VPs hanging over Biden’s head. He surely quivered like a guy sick of being a bridesmaid.
Hillary brushed away any serious talk of her possible presidential run in 2016 by beating Joe insane with drivel on how the humidity ruins her hair and Bill’s vegan recipe for pork (it’s quinoa).
Joe surmised that if Hillary was faking a run for the presidency, this broad was good. He good-naturedly stated that no woman had ever faked with him for a political office seat.
When Hillary Met Joe
Hillary chortled at the man’s foolishness. “All women at some point in their career have faked it,” she said.
Biden smiled nervously, blinding half the nation, and chomped another piece of turkey bacon. Smugly he asked Hillary: “You think I can’t tell the difference?”
Hillary stared at Joe’s empty plate and drew a long breath. She flicked her hair and moaned. “Oh, ooh, ooh, God. Oh God. Ah. Ah. Ooh God.”
Joe felt the cold eyes of two dead VPs.
“Oh. Yeah. Right there. Oh… Oh…” She wasn’t finished. “Yes! Yes! Yes!” she pounded the table drawing stares from the waiters. “Ah. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, oh, oh. Oh God! Oh…” She then buttered her toast.
Biden collected himself while the red-faced waiter poured more coffee.
“Anything else sir?”
Biden whispered, “I’ll have what she’s having.”
When Harry Met Sally. The Diner Scene.
When Harry Met Sally, a 1989 American romantic comedy written by Nora Ephron and directed by Rob Reiner. It stars Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan. The classic orgasm scene.
